OS and ESC

The by-now-standard outbreak of weekend silly season:
On tech:

Linux is a girl, apparently
Microsoft or die

Eurovision:

UK: Flying The Flag (For You). Like Steps without the musical ability, Carry On without the humour, or Rock Hard Hallelujah without the rock, the hard or the hallelujah. Awful.
Israel: the already legendary Push The Button. Look out for [...]