OS and ESC

The by-now-standard outbreak of weekend silly season:

On tech:

• Linux is a girl, apparently
• Microsoft or die

Eurovision:

• UK: Flying The Flag (For You). Like Steps without the musical ability, Carry On without the humour, or Rock Hard Hallelujah without the rock, the hard or the hallelujah. Awful.
• Israel: the already legendary Push The Button. Look out for the guy in the Ireland shirt at 1:15.
• Finland: Leave Me Alone. Like last year, lots of guitars and hair, but no masks this time out.